I Write Letters

Dear Texas Board of Education,

After your public high-schools have produced kids that are too ignorant and reality-deficient to be able to contribute to the economy or society anywhere outside of a conservative thinktank, I'll be happy to teach the ones who fail to meet Richard Mellon Scaife's requirements for rightwing affirmative action employment the full history of what has happened in this country, including the attempted brainwashing by a bunch of worthless dipshits in their state board of ed.

Yours truly,
Space Cowboy