Happy Birthday, Portly Dyke!

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
You look like a portly dyyyy-yyyyke!!!
And you've got a portly duke 'tude, too!!!

Happy birthday, grrl!

[Portly gets a cheeseburger birthday cake because at least 60% of our conversations end with: "I'm hungry; I think I'm going to make the Beloved and I some cheeseburgers!"]

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