[Transcript below.]

Holes and balls! Wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatImean, knowwhatImean? Vaginas and testicles! Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!

Any further commentary, I feel, on this ridiculous faux-market-research advert for Hardee's Biscuit Holes, would be superfluous.
Hardee's Dude: We're introducing a new item at Hardee's called Biscuit Holes. Can you think of a better name for them?

Woman 1: Goody Balls.

Hardude: [writing] Goody Balls.

Man 1: Creamy Sweet Holes.

Hardude: That's great.

Man 2: Sugar Nuts!

Man 3: Or Hole Munchers.

Man 4: Yay-Holes.

Woman 2: Tasty Nuts.

Woman 3: Melting Holes.

Man 5: Frosty Dippahz.

Woman 4: Sweet Balls.

Hardude: Yeah, eat with your mouth full.

Man 2: Dingleballs?

Woman 5: Puffy Nuts.

Woman 3: Iced B-Holes?

Hardude: [holding balls between fingers] What about Fisticles?

Man 6: Now what?

Voiceover: What would you call 'em? Introducing Biscuit Holes—with icing. They sound wrong, but taste so right. New, at Hardees.
[Assvertising: Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six, Twenty-Seven, Twenty-Eight, Twenty-Nine, Thirty, Thirty-One, Thirty-Two, Thirty-Three, Thirty-Four, Thirty-Five, Thirty-Six, Thirty-Seven, Thirty-Eight, Thirty-Nine, Forty, Forty-One, Forty-Two, Forty-Three, Forty-Four, Forty-Five, Forty-Six", Forty-Seven, Forty-Eight, Forty-Nine, Fifty, Fifty-One,Fifty-Two, Fifty-Three,Fifty-Four, Fifty-Five, Fifty-Six, Fifty-Seven, Fifty-Eight, Fifty-Nine, Sixty, Sixty-One, Sixty-Two, Sixty-Three, Sixty-Four, Sixty-Five, Sixty-Six, Sixty-Seven, Sixty-Eight, Sixty-Nine, Seventy.]

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