Number of the Day

5. The approximate percentage of every day Deeky and I spend calling each other assholes via email.

Liss: Got a QotD? I'm so out.

Deeks: Lots of shakers own kitties, and puppies. But does anyone own any "exotic" animals? Anyone own a ferret? Piranha? A wildcat?

Liss: Great idea. A QotD that 12 people can answer.

Deeks: Asshole.

Liss: You're the asshole, asshole.

Deeks: You're the assholist asshole in all of assholdom!

Liss: I would be, except for the fact that you're Assholio, the Assholiest Assholitron in the Multi-Galactic Assiverse.

Deeks: Assiverse? Nerd.

Liss: You're the governor of Assachusetts.

Deeks: LOL!

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