Willard's gonna save us.
And don't worry, Shakers. It might look like he's advocating exactly the same policies that brought us to the economic brink in the first place; sure, it may look like he's just regurgitating the same old tired Republican ideas that have repeatedly been proven not to work; yes, he is a classic douchehound of epic proportions—but Willard knows what's best for us.
It's actually because he's so smart that he didn't even win his own party's primary in the race for the White House, no less get anywhere close to the presidency. Trust him.
