Bale the Remix

So, yesterday, audio [NSFW] was made public of Christian Bale unleashing the fuckneckery and going holyhella apeshit at a director of photography who inadvertently ruined a scene on the set of James Cameron's next hugely profitable piece of shit, Terminator Salvation. If you haven't heard it, or can't listen to it, here's a rough transcript:

Fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fucking FUCK FUCK fucking fucky fuck!!! You fucking fuck fucker!!! Who the fuck do you think you are? Do you know who the fuck I am?! Fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck, to the fuck of the fucking fuck! FUCK! What the fuck?! Fucking fuckity fuck fuck. I am the Mayor of Fuckington and you are a fucking fuck fuckerfuck! Have you ever heard anyone say fuck so much?! I am LORD FUCK, you fucking fucker! And don't fucking forget it!

You know that scene in American Psycho where he's running around like a lunatic with a chainsaw covered in blood? It's pretty much the verbal equivalent of that.

Only less sadistic, more megadouchy.

Anyway, Maude bless the internetz. The epic rant has already been remixed—and I don't need to tell you that it's making me JIZZ! IN! MY PANTS! for having ingenuously captured the precise nastiness in Bale's tirade and set it to a banging beat:


Good luck bouncing back from that one, Bale. Maybe next time you'll be nicer to the peons who help make your multimillion dollar career possible, eh?