Daily Caganer -- Oh, Holy Shite

I started to think about all this Caganer bull hockey, and suddenly my head was in a spin -- I mean, if the Caganer is supposed to be at the Nativity, and Baby Jesus is in the manger already -- and you must keep the Caganer out of sight of the Baby Jesus because it's His Birthday and stuff -- then why am I Caganering before December 25th?

Suddenly, I wonder if I've made a terrible fox paws.

True, the Caganer could be pre-fertilizing the area so that there would be plenty of fecund land from which to reap the hay and straw that a crowded inn-stable would need, what with oxes and asses keeping time, and sheep from visiting shepherds and camels from visiting Magi -- but . . . .

. . . . . I feverishly googled for some kind of Miss Manners for Caganers -- but no.

So, since I'm not from Catalonia, and I really don't comprehend all the ins and outs of Caganeria, yet -- I'll just have to learn as I go -- stick to my gut responses, and fly by the seat of my pants.

Now, I may be wrong about this, but somehow, I suspect that making this type of video is definitely something you should NOT do with a Caganer:



I mean, doesn't that just have to be wrong?

This has been your Daily Caganer. Click Here for Parts I, II, III, IV, V ,VI, VII, VIII
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