"We can't revive the ghost of Ronald Reagan."—An anonymous Republican senator, grousing to The Politico's Roger Simon about the GOP's floundering attempts to appeal to the electorate.
Runner-up quote: "We have to talk about education, family, and moral issues like gay marriage and abortion." He'd be onto something there—if he were talking about the moral rectitude of supporting same-sex marriage and abortion. But, naturally, he's not.