Real Genius

So Bill Richardson wants Val Kilmer to be his successor as governor of New Mexico:
"I like the idea. Val Kilmer is a New Mexican; he was Batman. You know there have been successful actors going into politics."
Yes, I do know! Like Ronald Reagan, for example.

Is it too much for me to hope that, a la Reagan, Val Kilmer will not only serve as a governor, but go right on to the White House? I want a President Kilmer so bad I can taste it. His secret service name would totally be POTUS ICEMAN, and he could finally realize my dream of changing the national anthem to "Danger Zone."

OMG. I'm all hot and bothered just thinking about it. My Val Kilmer doll is going to see some wild action tonight, bitchez!

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