Quote of the Day

"Ain't it awful? If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI! … We should give those two a break."Dolly Parton, defending Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan by using her folksy touch to obliquely yet pointedly call the tabloids lying, exploitative slut-shamers.

During the same interview, she also said of the presidential race: "We've had a woman, we have a black man and an old stiff" (told ya she was a closet liberal), and recycled one of my favorite lines about why she won't run for president: "I think there have been enough boobs in the White House."

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