I think this speaks for itself.


Woman: [speaking very quickly with a hand gesture so the audience will know she's "passionate"] Frankly I just feel like some politicians are completely out of touch with 99% of society.

Man: [speaking haltingly with raised eyebrows so the audience will know he's an idiot who's just making shit up to get laid] Yeahhh…and it's like…the mainstream media's fault.

Woman: You said it—finally someone who shares my struggle.

Man: I know, right? [now with conviction] Do you want to go to my apartment?

Woman: What?

Man: Whaaaat?

Woman: What kind of girl do you think I am?

Man: Oh—

VO: Need a moment? [Man grabs Twix and eats it.]

Man: I thought you were a believer, someone who'd wanna blog about our ideals, buuuut—

Woman: Oh, blogging! I love blogging!

VO: When you need a moment, chew it over with Twix.
H/T to Blue Gal, who is also not amused.

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