Transcript:H/T to Blue Gal, who is also not amused.
Woman: [speaking very quickly with a hand gesture so the audience will know she's "passionate"] Frankly I just feel like some politicians are completely out of touch with 99% of society.
Man: [speaking haltingly with raised eyebrows so the audience will know he's an idiot who's just making shit up to get laid] Yeahhh…and it's like…the mainstream media's fault.
Woman: You said it—finally someone who shares my struggle.
Man: I know, right? [now with conviction] Do you want to go to my apartment?
Woman: What kind of girl do you think I am?
VO: Need a moment? [Man grabs Twix and eats it.]
Man: I thought you were a believer, someone who'd wanna blog about our ideals, buuuut—
Woman: Oh, blogging! I love blogging!
VO: When you need a moment, chew it over with Twix.
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