Our Mom's a Jerk

She thinks it's, like, totally hilarious to play YouTube videos of other cats talking and yowling and hissing and shit, so we go off growling and mewing and taking swipes at each other while running around with inflated tails looking for the hidden cat. Meanwhile, she sits there giggling like the idiot hairless ape that she is.

Well, we're onto her. And we're not playing monkey to her organ grinder anymore! No siree. We've got dignity, you know. I mean, what does she take us for—

What the hell?! Where are those voices coming from?!

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