Matthews Happy to Discover Racial Harmony (When a Black Person Agrees With Him)

King Wonderbread is pleased that black people behave as he expects them to:

Michelle Can't-Remember-Her-Last-Name: Overall, you know, it ranks right up there as one of the best speeches I've ever heard.

King Wonderbread: I'm so glad, because, as a white American, I'm so glad to hear African-Americans have the same emotional reaction to that speech.
And obviously all African-Americans have the same reaction as the one person to whom he's speaking, because, ya know, they're all the same, anyway. They iron out any differences at the meetings.

Perhaps next time Matthews and the civil rights hero O'Reilly get together, they can compare notes on how very much like white people black people can be!

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