Phillippe responded, incredulously, "Wow. That is so something I don't want to do."
Though Phillippe declined, playwright Jeff Whitty—who wrote the Broadway musical Avenue Q and, in 2006, famously penned a letter to Jay Leno about his homophobic humor—has offered his gayest look to Jay Leno, which you will find below.
Which is a total coincidence, because here's my gayest look:
Fuck you, Leno. Really and truly. I totally can't say that enough.