Our Mom Sucks

Our mom totally sucks. That stupid carrier she puts us in sucks. The car sucks. Cold winter weather sucks. That shitty Smith CD she plays in the car sucks. The vet sucks. Shots suck. Deworming stuff sucks. Everything sucks. We hate the world.

Oh, we're home! Yay! Let's play fetch! Pet us! Look how cute we are, rolling around on the carpet! Scratch our bellies! Wheeeeeeeee!

We love Mommy!

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