The New Sanjaya

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that American Idol hopeful Danny Noriega (left) will be this year's Sanjaya. Oh, he won't be quite the cultural phenomenon that Sanjaya was, no little girls will cry and bleat over him, but he'll be just as annoying. His little performance last night was rightly dubbed "grotesque" by Simon, and it'll only be downhill from here. He will long outstay his welcome, beating better singers into the finals, where he'll grate on our ears like nails on a chalkboard. Think I'm wrong? Just wait and see.

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