The Dog Returns

Just last November, Duane "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Chapman was launching racist tirades about his son's girlfriend, A&E was suspending his show, and Dr. Phil was taking to Larry King's guest chair to try to make everyone GIT REAL about racism.

But now The Dog is back, bitchez!
"Dog the Bounty Hunter" will return to A&E after it was yanked when Dog Chapman's little racist recording was leaked. TMZ reports that A&E has confirmed that production is starting right away in Hawaii.
That was the fastest racism cure ever! Dog got over his virulent racism without rehab—and even without finding Jesus.

I guess the Lord is the one badass outlaw that Dog the Bounty Hunter can't track down!

Asked whether reinstating the show after three months possibly sends the wrong message about consequences, A&E president Arthur P. Moneybritches III commented: "Consequences schmonsequences! That big dumb hick makes us money hand over fist!"

The market has spoken—and it declares racism A-OK! Wheeeeeeee!

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