Theocrat Mike Huckabee has thrown his cross into the ring, openly daring people to interfere with his plans of converting the Constitution into the next testament:
"I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution," Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. "But I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to do -- to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view."You know, I'd like to say that with quotes like these, there's simply no way Huckabee would even survive the nomination. But I can't, not with the number of proven asshats we still have in this country who would actually go for this rhetoric.
Well, what I do know is that if he makes it in, we'll have to contact HGTV to run a few special shows on proper altar construction. That way, we'd all be prepared when the next amendment comes down to reinstate animal sacrifices. I'm hoping that they'll at least give us the flexibility to choose between wood, propane and natural gas.