Major Malfunction

Despite Chris Matthews' insistence that Mike Huckabee looks like Kevin Spacey (via Wonkette, with the photographic evidence), I honestly don't see how anyone can look at the guy and not think "Gomer Pyle." He's a Jim Nabors doppelganger, I tells ya.



See?
Of course, while Nabors sang songs like "My Woman, My Woman, My Wife" and "Amazing Grace," Huckabee's greatest hits include "My Woman, My Incubator, My Forced Birth Machine" and "Ignorant Bigotry."

Anyway, I will take this as just more evidence that Chris Matthews doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

(The post title, of course, references yet another movie line I quote pretty often: "What is your major malfunction, [Private Pyle]?! Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!" from Full Metal Jacket.)