I Am Nothing if Not a Fashion Guru

Looking like a huge douchehound with the worst case of blue balls evah is the hot new look for spring, Shakers. Pair it with Manolo's new blue suede open-toed slingbacks for men, and you'll be fighting off gay smurfs like nobody's business.

You heard it here first.

[H/T Petulant and Angelos, for shoes and Blue Man Douche, respectively.]

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