Not only has Britney Spears lost custody of her children, she's also getting FAT!!! Christ on a crutch, where does the horror end?! Paging Chris Crocker

Welcome to the American Media, where losing children in a bitter custody dispute to a douchy ex-husband because you're wracked with addiction is on par with weighing all of 160 pounds.

And lest you think that Star magazine actually gives a flying shit about the very real dangers of her "diet," note that the (probably Photoshopped) picture of her looking more slender is labeled "The WOW she was!"

[Before you say anything shitty about Britney Spears, please consult Mr. Fry. Image via Jezebel.]

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