They are Barbie girls, in a Barbie world...

Blue Gal, beating the press at their own game, goes ahead and turns presidential candidate wives into actual Barbie dolls. I hope there will be a Bill Clinton Ken doll in the next round—although a fair word of warning, from what I've heard, he's not smooth "down there." Maybe it needs to be a Bubba (get) action figure.

Anyway, my only quibble with BG's otherwise excellent choices is that it appears she's actually mixed up the Judy Giuliani doll



with the Rudy Giuliani doll.


Easy mistake to make. Really, the only way to tell those damn dolls apart is that you pull the string to make Judy talk, but pull the string on Rudy to make him answer his dolly cell phone and pretend to listen.