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"WTP? I didn't think this through…"
Local officials make a serious assessment of the bear's predicament and say, "Eh." But when they return the next day to find the bear sleeping on the bridge…
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"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz."
…they jump into action! And only a mere 20 hours or so after the beastie has first become stranded, a plan is hatched to string an Army surplus net beneath the bridge…
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"ZOMG. WTF is tha— Zzzzzzzzz."
…tranquilize the bear, wait for it to become unconscious, then use a big pole to push it into the net!
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"Mmph, blurgh. Where am I? Who'sat? Wha? Is it spring?"
Voila! Mission accomplished. Operation Bear Rescue is a total success, and one fuzzy brown trouble-maker is released onto the floor of the ravine below the bridge, free once again to pursue salmon and attend various speaking engagements about preventing forest fires.
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"I meant to do that."
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