New Government Seal

Mama Shakes just passed this on to me via email:


The government today announced that it is changing
its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more
accurately reflects the government's political stance,
as a condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while
you're actually being screwed!

Plus, we all know that the Bush administration doesn't believe in pulling out.

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