Jenna Bush has
gotten engaged to Henry Hager, who's the son of GOP muckity-fuck and tobacco executive John Hager. An oil princess marrying a tobacco prince? That's some serious Republican royalty right there. Their children will be born with silver Federal Marriage Amendments in their mouths and they'll poop Scalia opinions.
Even better, young Henry worked directly for Karl Rove in the White House…
Talk about your unholy matrimony!
…so there’s a good chance Jenna’s new husband will be forced to testify at her dad’s war-crimes trial.
Heh. If only.
I've heard The Hague is a lovely place for a spring wedding.
[Thanks to
Blogenfreude, by email.]
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