White House Correspondents' Association Dinner

The annual Beltway Elite Circle Jerk was last night, and it was even more embarrassing than usual—which is really saying something.

Ensuring no one will ever enjoy another episode of Who's Line Is It Anyway? again, Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood got Karl Rove up onstage for a fun little rap number, during which Turd Blossom rechristened himself "MC Rove" and tried to do something with his body that I presume was dancing.

But before we even got to his wicked awesome convulsive cavorting, he had a couple of hot jokes for the crowd, like giving his name as "Patrick Fitzgerald," saying he "tears the tops off of small animals" for fun, and responding to Sherwood saying they want to ask him a few questions with, "Lots of people want to ask me questions." Ho ho ho! Isn't being a scumbag criminal employed by the White House just hilarious?!

Considering how hard the room full of assembled politicos and members of the media laughed at this clever repartee, they apparently think it is.

Anyway, here's the stinking video—and I'll have more of Bush making an arse out of himself later…

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