Yup, I use 'em—and when I do, it's not because I'm so moronic as to lift an image from a Google Search without even paying attention to what it says.

In case you can't make out the text, here's a still image in which they're clearer:

That's right. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts: So good you'll suck dick.

Whose dick, I've no idea. And it is a bit of a mystery as to whether the doughnuts are so good that you'll suck dick to get them, or whether they're so good that you'll suck dick in celebration. Maybe it depends on whether you're a cocksucking straight girl/gay boy or a non-cocksucking gay girl/straight boy. Anyway, it's probably best not to overthink this kind of genius.

Especially when there are heaping helpings of mockery to be served up for the editors at Augusta, GA's NBC affiliate, WAGT. Seriously, good move. I would be especially pleased if I were the anchorwoman tasked with reporting on Krispy Kreme's new whole wheat doughnut, only to have "So good you'll suck dick" emblazoned in a graphic right next to my head.


[H/T Recon, natch.]

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