Domenici lawyers up; hires Duke Cunningham's lawyer. I heard they're building a new circle of Hell right now for lawyers who make their money defending Republicans against ethics complaints.
Halliburton got the contract, despite God having levied sanctions on Hell nearly 6,000 years ago. Apparently, Cheney personally hired Thor to lobby God and convince him that subsidiaries of Halliburton aren't subject to the rules of the underworld, or something.
That bitch Thor is tres shady.
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