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On the Phone With My Londoner Andy Edition

Andy: What are you eating?

Shakes: Nothing.

Andy: It sounds like you're eating.

Shakes: I was picking something out of my teeth.

Andy: That's put a horrible image in my head now.

Shakes: Good.

[Approximately five minutes of shouting "Curb Your Enthusiasm" lines at one another and howling with laughter.]

Andy: Did you know that the new leader of the Conservatives, David Cameron, loves The Smiths?

Shakes: Does he? I guess we're getting to that point. Politicians will be attempting cred by liking The Smiths instead of the Stones.

Andy: Yeah. One of these days, the Secretary-General of NATO is going to say his favorite band is Alien Sex Fiend.

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