Because I love you so much, I baked you a cake with
your favorite man in the whole world on it:
"Happy Birthday. Go fuck yourself."
(You know, actually baking that cake probably
would have taken less time than creating it.)
I love you, Mama Shakes! Happy Birthday!
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