President Bush and first lady Laura Bush were moved to an armored vehicle on their ranch Friday when a tornado warning was issued in central Texas, the White House said.Reached for comment, President Bush was quoted as saying, "Dagnabbit! I was hopin' for a ternadah. Them things leave me all kinds of brush that needs clearing."
The vehicle was driven to a tornado shelter on the ranch, and the president, Mrs. Bush and their two dogs sat inside until the weather cleared, deputy White House press secretary Scott Stanzel said. They were never moved into the shelter, he said.
Also reached for comment, the troops said, "He's got an armored vehicle? What the fuck?"
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