I don’t want to get your hopes up…

…but rumors are beginning to circulate that Allen may not request a recount. I can’t imagine why on earth he would, considering that the longer this gets drawn out, the more likely serious investigations into shit like this become. And that’s not only bad for him, but for the whole GOP; I expect if it soon looks like Allen can’t win, the party will pressure him to concede. I await with jubilant eagerness watching the contemptible ignoramus slink off into obscurity. Or to whatever corporate board of directors awaits him.

Not even a year ago, Allen led many 2008 presidential straw polls. Often, he even came in higher than McCain. I used to get sick to my stomach at the mere possibility he could be our next president. My gut feels very good today indeed.

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