Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman has been discovered in bed with a 14-year-old Thai girly-boy, with enough PCP in his veins to fell a small ox and a bag of cash labeled “Abramoff Dosh.”
Oh, strike that, sorry.
Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman has resigned before he is discovered in bed with a 14-year-old Thai girly-boy, with enough PCP in his veins to fell a small ox and bag of cash labeled “Abramoff Dosh.”
My apologies for any confusion.
Farewell, Kenster.
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