And So 2008 Begins

Iowa Governor Tom Vilsack announces a presidential run. We have our first Democratic candidate. (Duncan Hunter is the first Republican candidate.)

Vilsack is such an unfortunate name. It sounds like an obscure body part, somewhere near the spleen. “Oof! You got me in the vilsack!” “I’m sorry, Mrs. Burblenurtz, but we’re going to have to remove your vilsack immediately before it explodes.” “I’ve never had my tonsils out, but I had a vilsackectomy.”

Anyway, wev. Good luck, Tom. You’re gonna need it.

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