It's a beautiful day in Chicago today... 68 degrees and sunny, and yet, I'm irritable. Partially because my allergies have gone completely berserk, but also because I keep running into little things that are very annoying. For example:
Billboard seen off the Kennedy expressway yesterday:
Don't get it? Read it out loud.
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, considering the venue, but jeez...
Speaking of objectifying women, why not start them out early with the Drama Queen Major Flirt Costume? It's in the top five, after all... and don't forget to slather on the makeup and lipstick.