The pepper-upper-in-chief

So Chris Simms, struggling quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was in such dire straits that George Bush stopped by to give him some advice and a little pep talk.

The result: Not only do the Bucs lose their third game in a row (to the formerly 0-2 Carolina Panthers), poor Simms had to have his spleen removed after the game and is out indefinitely.

George Bush: Doing for the NFL what he's done for the country.

We wish Chris - and the nation - a speedy recovery.


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