David Hasselhoff, why would you promise to never make me sad in the midst of a video where you wear a jacket with a jewel-encrusted eagle and get sent on a roller coaster ride by a clever wiener dog? Because those things make me sad.

(Hoff. More Hoff. And more Hoff. Blame Recon for this one.)

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