High Comedy

NEW YORK - Tucker Carlson of MSNBC and talk-show host Jerry Springer will be among the celebrities competing on the third season of ABC's "Dancing With the Stars."

The new season of the show — which pairs 11 competitors of sometimes dubious celebrity and varying skill with professional dancer-partners — premieres Sept. 12 (8 p.m. EDT), the network announced Monday.

Tucker Carlson.

Tucker freakin' Carlson.

On "Dancing With the Stars."

I would tune in just to see Mario Lopez... but Tucker Carlson?

Jesus, I need to buy a Tivo NOW.

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