Oh, Keith, you drunken rapscallion

Keith Richards has admitted the “coconut tree” out of which he fell in Fiji, resulting in having his head drilled and fluid drained from it, was actually just “a small bush.” No word on which one, though.

Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

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