The 50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill

The Hill has compiled the list. As you might expect, it’s very white, very young, and wholly devoid of anyone who looks remotely chubby.

Except for His Eminent Hotness, Denny Hastert, who squeaked in at #47.*

I look forward to The Hill’s upcoming issue, The 50 Biggest Dicks in the Beltway. Something tells me Dick Cheney might top the list.

* No, he didn’t.

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