A 94-year-old declared dead suddenly sprang up and asked when Germany were next playing in the World Cup.I heard she likes the man-on-man action.
When told she had been declared dead by doctors, Maria Mueller replied: "Not likely, not until I see if Germany wins the World Cup. There's still life in these old bones yet, and I certainly couldn't miss the football."
Mrs Mueller had been found slumped over in her chair by son Bernhard Mueller, 66, at their home in Luegde. Neither Bernhard nor a local doctor could find a pulse.
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