If I were Ann Coulter…

…when I read that the Tyrannosaurus of Turpitude had said this

We in this Congress must show the same steely resolve as those men and women on United flight 93, the same sense of duty as the first responders who headed up the stairs of the Twin Towers.
…on the floor of the House today to “encourag[e] his colleagues to vote for the sham Iraq resolution,” I would have immediately exclaimed, “I have never seen a Speaker of the House enjoy American civilians’ deaths so much!”

Of course, I’m not Ann Coulter, so instead I will just say: Mr. Hastert, 9/11 and the Iraq War have nothing to do with one another. Have you no sense of decency, you steaming pile of execrable pig shit? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

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