I give you... Plan 9/11 from Outer Space.
“The folks who conducted this act on our country on September 11th made a big mistake. They misunderestimated the fact that we love a neighbor in need. They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander-in-chief, too.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, September 26, 2001
Tanna: Eros, do we *have* to kill them?
Tanna: It seems such a waste.
Eros: Well, wouldn't it be better to kill a few now than, with their meddling, permit them to destroy the entire universe?
Tanna: You're always right, Eros.
Eros: Of course. But those are not my words; those are the words of the Ruler.”
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
Man, I wish I thought of this first!
(Tip of the Energy Dome to Tbogg.)