The White House is shocked, shocked to discover possible gas price gouging. Anonymous sources driving in large presidential SUV said Bush would comment on ongoing investigation so long as it was helpful politically. Another senior White House official speaking on condition of anonymity said Bush would not speak on windfall profits tax at all. Another senior White House aide said Bush’s cross country trips on Air Force One to pump up his octane politically would continue.
"The President is setting a great example flying everywhere," the aide stressed, adding that the president was not stressed. "When the President of the United States flies all over the place, he is making America strong. By wasting all that jet fuel, he is helping people realize we have to deal with the oil addiction some people have."
The Heretik Makes Me Giggle
George W. Bush, great patriot:
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