Blogenfreude passed along the link to this article, which reports that Tom Cruise had vowed to eat the placenta after his alien spawn was born. B said, “Please tell me it’s a late April Fool’s prank.”

Well, not really. Although he does say he was just joking. Or something. And then he launched into the whole soundless Scientology-birth thing again, which, sadly, isn’t a joke.

Here’s a tip for old Tom: When everyone already thinks you’re nuts, don’t make jokes about eating afterbirth.

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