All good patriotic Americans are in debt…

…which, obvioulsy, means that paying off your debt is unpatriotic—and therefore worthy of investigation by Homeland Security.

The balance on their JCPenney Platinum MasterCard had gotten to an unhealthy level. So they sent in a large payment, a check for $6,522.

…And they learned how frighteningly wide the net of suspicion has been cast…

They were told, as they moved up the managerial ladder at the call center, that the amount they had sent in was much larger than their normal monthly payment. And if the increase hits a certain percentage higher than that normal payment, Homeland Security has to be notified. And the money doesn't move until the threat alert is lifted.

Walter called television stations, the American Civil Liberties Union and me. And he went on the Internet to see what he could learn. He learned about changes in something called the Bank Privacy Act.

"The more I'm on, the scarier it gets," he said. "It's scary how easily someone in Homeland Security can get permission to spy."
Fucking ridiculous. Welcome to America 2.0.

(Hat tip AMERICAblog.)

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