Question of the Day

A twist on the old Actors' Studio question about what one hopes god would say upon one's arrival in heaven. Instead, "If there is a god, what would you say to him/her when you arrive?"

I'd have to think about this one a bit for a serious answer, although recently, in a fit of pique on a day with an infuriating number of stories about American conservative Christians claiming persecution, I did email the following to a friend:

I'm starting to hope there is a god, just so I can say "Fuck You!!!" when I come before him for my final judgment.

St. Peter: "Looks like we're going to have to send you to hell, Liss."

Me: "Sounds great! After a lifetime of listening to your yokels babbling incessantly about how persecuted they are, an eternity of hellfire should be a breeze!"

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