Question of the Day

Who's your #1 celebrity opposite-sexuality crush?

(In other words, straight people pick someone of the same sex; gay people pick someone of the opposite sex. Bisexuals, just go nuts and name your ultimate crush.)

I'm sort of torn between Angelina Jolie and Mariska Hargitay. Of course, they're both pregnant at the moment and therefore probably not up for much sexual experimentation with perfect strangers, so I'll go with Queen Latifah, who comes in a close second.

I've already deemed Paul Bettany Mr. Shakes' gay boyfriend. Mr. S. has been reading the Aubrey-Maturin series, and he can't stop babbling about what a perfect Dr. Maturin Paul Bettany was in Master & Commander, which has to get the prize for the mainstream movie with the most gay-porn sounding title of all time.

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