Oh My

How does someone this dumb function?

A Utah teenager called the police when a burglar stole a big bag of marijuana from his home.

And, after police pulled in a suspect, the 18-year-old agreed to go to the station to 'identify' the drugs.

The 'victim' was then arrested and charged with possession of drugs with intent to supply, reports the Desert Morning News.

"He actually came and identified it as his," said Orem Police Lt. Doug Edwards. "Even the dumb criminals are generally smarter than this."
Possession is 9/10 of the law—and a felony.

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