“Halfway to Heaven”

I’m not sure if the title refers to the extra super duper xtreme Catholic town being built by Domino’s Pizza magnate Tom Monaghan, or how much closer this endeavor is meant to bring him in his trip to the pearly gates.

Maybe his little $400 million and counting hamlet, Ave Maria, will start a new trend. I can envision the Lutherans moving in to their own neighborhood, Ave Maria 95 Theses, and a Mormon settlement, Ave Maria Maria and Maria, and of course the Jewish subdivision, Oy Vey Maria.

Perhaps Mr. Shakes and I will start our own little Scottish atheist enclave down the street, ’Ave a Bloody Mary.

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